Mental Flotsam Purge #1
November 6, 2010
I’m currently marveling over the fact that there’s a British actor by the name of
Benedict Cumberbatch. I
love that name. I think it’s my new favorite, honestly. For many years, my favorite name was Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, but that’s a fictional name courtesy of Douglas Adams. Benedict Cumberbatch is a real dude. He’s
now starring as Sherlock Holmes for the BBC.
Here is a silly one-verse parody I made up in the car while driving to work…can you guess the Zeppelin tune?
There’s a barmaid who’s sure
All that she pours is gold
And she’s pulling the next draught
For Kevin.
I’m a fan of old spellings. “Draught” scores about four million style points over “draft.” Draught beers taste better to me than draft beers because they’re spelled deliciously.
My next write-up of Gaius Baltar’s adventures in the
Suvudu Cage Match will appear Monday morning. He’s taking on The Mountain That Rides from George R.R. Martin’s series, A Song of Ice and Fire. I’ll desperately need your help for Baltar to win…the fans of Martin’s series are legion. Round up your kids and all your laptops and vote for Baltar! :)
Benedict F***ing Cumberbatch. That’s a seriously epic name. It’s right up there with Bilbo Baggins.
The sound of my dishwasher is oddly comforting to me. I am wondering if it was designed to mimic the pulsing whoosh and hiss of the womb.
Many folks doing NaNoWriMo, and I wish them the very best; I hope something publishable comes out of it. I cannot yoke myself to that particular plow, because it seems (and I stress the SEEMS because I don’t know, having never done it) to prize quantity over quality. I do recognize its value for those who need to discipline themselves to a course of writing, and I’m absolutely positive that it works extremely well for many people; I’m just not one of them. I write somewhat sporadically while school is in session, but always try to get in a couple thousand words a week at minimum. Once I’m off school, I usually write 2-3K per day. Today I’m very pleased to have surpassed 10,000 words on my fourth book. Getting into five digits feels pretty good. What would feel completely awesome though is coming up with a name like Benedict Cumberbatch. Maybe I should just snag a British phone book…
