Writer's Grove

The Bookmarks

I got scolded. I got TOLD. I got extremely bushy eyebrows curling together with disapproval at my signing table, because I didn’t have free bookmarks or any other free thingies to give away, like postcards or business cards or Shih-Tzu puppies. So I did something about it, because bushy eyebrows frowning my way always remind me that my hedges need trimming, and I don’t want to think about that if I can help it. I designed some bookmarks and I’ll have ’em by Friday. They look like this:

So if you come to see me in Colorado during my Book and Beer tour, you can grab one of these! I’ll have them at San Diego Comic Con too, and in NY if I can manage to get something arranged there. “But what,” you may ask, “do I do if I want one o’ your spiffy bookmarks but I can’t come to any of your signing thingies?”

I have a solution!

Send me a letter with a self-addressed, stamped envelope requesting one o’ these beauties, and I’ll send you one while supplies last. I might even sign it if I have the time and a silver sharpie lying around—but no guarantees on that, just a high probability if you do it sooner rather than later. :) Please make sure your postage is correct and that your handwriting is legible; obviously I cannot be responsible for misdirected mail. Send your letter for your FREE BOOKMARK to (I like how this is starting to sound like a cereal box giveaway):

Kevin Hearne
That Spiffy Guy Who Writes Books
PO Box 21614
Mesa, AZ  85277

Cheers, friends!