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Audiobook Month

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June is Audiobook month (JIAM 2013). The audiobook community is giving back by teaming with the Going Public Project by offering a serialized audio story collection. All proceeds will go to Reach Out and Read literacy advocacy organization. Throughout June, 1-2 stories will be released each day on the Going Public blog and on author/book blogs. The story will be free (online only – no downloads) for one week. In collaboration with Blackstone Audio, all the stories will be available for download via Downpour. The full compilation will be ready June 30th.

The full schedule of the story release dates and narrators are at Going Public. Engineering and Mastering are provided by Jeffrey Kafer and SpringBrook Audio. Graphic design provided by f power design and published by Blackstone Audio. Project coordination and executive production by Xe Sands. (written by Mary Freeman)

lukedanielsI am so pleased to welcome Luke Daniels to the blog! Many of you already know Luke as the voice of the Iron Druid Chronicles and you’ve told me how much you enjoy his work. I’m fantastically lucky to have him narrating the series.

Hailing from a family of performers, Luke Daniels is an audiobook narrator with close to 200 books recorded. In 2012, Audible named Luke Narrator of the Year. He has been Audie nominated twice and won several Earphones Awards. Luke is also a classically trained actor and has performed professionally for theatres throughout the US, As well as in many television, radio, and film roles.

Luke’s free story and my interview with him are below, and there’s a whole bunch of other great stuff for you to explore during Audiobook Month. I mean lookit: Yesterday there was this spiffy story over at Devourer of Books and tomorrow there will be two spiffy things out there on the Interwebs, one at Bermuda Onion and another at Lakeside Musing. And Luke, the man himself, has a post up at the Going Public site.

Luke recorded a fairy tale of about forty minutes in length that you can stream for free here for a week!

If you’d like to download that fabulous story instead of stream it and at the same time support the childhood literacy charity Reach Out and Read, please purchase it from Downpour here.

 

And so we begin…
KH: First—thank you, Luke, for doing such an excellent job bringing the Iron Druid Chronicles to life. I feel tremendously fortunate to have you behind the microphone, and I have to tell you that you have a lot of fans out there. They don’t have an easy way to reach you so they let me know how much they’ve enjoyed your work, and I just wanted to pass that on. You’re awesome. In fact, I think it’s safe to say, in the parlance of the 90s, you are the shiznit.

 

LD: Well, well, well if it isn’t the mastermind himself!! The world builder! The IDC Braintrust! Bacon privateer and all around dude-lee-ness…. K-Rock. The Hearne-Burn. Kevin “sausage ambassador” Hearne!!!! Seriously, dude. You are my fave. For reals. I have such a blast reading your stuff it’s a little scary. Like we were both forged from the same primordial bacon fat. Like broth-ahs from anudda mudda. Oh boy. So…. What was the question? Hold on while I re-read it…Ok. I’m Back. Soooooo, long story short. There wasn’t really a question so I’ll sayyyyyy….. THANK YOU! Seriously, I am incredibly fortunate to get to bring my small part to this world of yours. Whatevs you need to keep on rockin and crankin these stories out, you let me know. Daddy will provide. :D

 

KH: How long does it take you to record one of my books—it’s longer than the actual recording time, right? Multiple takes and pauses for drinks and lavish luncheons of boar sausage and kielbasa?

 

LD: Ahhhhhh…. Lets see. Well, ya wanna know a secret? I don’t really eat any more while I record. I find it keeps my focus sharper. When I eat during a recording session I get kinda logy*, and well, burpy. *editor’s note: did you know this word is pronounced “low-gee.” I always said “lah-gee.” Until I started narrating that is. You would be AMAZED how many words I’ve discovered I pronounced incorrectly all my life. Editor’s note, out. Shoot. While writing the editor’s note (spoiler alert! Yes! I am the aforementioned “editor!”) I forgot the question. Bear with me… Ok. I’m back. Sooooo… It takes about three grueling, mind numbing days… Just kidding… About it being grueling… Not about the three days. I usually start about 8:30. Record a couple of hours. Take a fifteen. Then another couple hours. Then I drink some juice for lunch.* *editor’s note: I should be clear. I have gotten into juicing. (The kind with fruits and veggies. Not tiny wieners.) So I will juice a bunch of stuff in the morning then drink that throughout the day to keep my energy up and to dampen any rumbly empty tummy noises. Editor’s note, out. After lunch I record another couple of hours. Take a break. Then usually another hour and a half to two hours and I. am. done-zo. And then… Well, I eat my weight in whatever I can find…

KH: What’s your prep like before you go in to narrate a book? And when you begin recording, do you have a script marked up with notes or what?

 

LD: Thank you techno gods for the all mighty IPad! It has made my life soooooo much easier. Before I used have to carry this with me wherever I went.

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Now, using the iPad, I read and mark-up a digital script ahead of time; then narrate from the iPad in the studio. (We used to have to try and mask the noise of turning pages while recording. Now there’s a lost art!) When I mark up a script beforehand I am looking at characters and trying to get a feel for tone and the writer’s rhythm, or voice. I find yours very easy to slip into. Your writing flows well which makes a book much easier to narrate. Now pardon me while I wipe this brown shmutz off my nose…..

KH: Heh! Do you have secret recipes for voice-soothing teas that you drink to preserve your voice? How about exotic salves or unguents that you apply each night to your throat? Maybe a dodgy ritual involving honey and eucalyptus? Burnt offerings of chamomile to a stone idol?

LD: Whiskey. Whiskey. And whiskey… Seriously I only narrate when I’m completely knackered. And naked, for that matter. Yeah it’s messy, but whatever gets the job done, right!? Ok so to seriously answer your question. Neti Pots are fab if I’m coming down with something. I live in Michigan and during our nine-month long winters I have to work hard not to get colds, cause they can really make recording difficult, if not impossible. Other than that I like hot water with lemon and honey. Simple. Good.

KH: Have you ever ululated? I’ve always wanted to ask you that. If so, what effect did it have on those around you? Were they frightened? Uplifted? Stricken by a sense of existential despair because they can’t ululate as well as you?

LD: Great big bears! I just listened to this lady do it on YouTube and my dog about pooped his pants. (Yeah he wears pants! He’s not a savage! sheesh.) That lady was freakin loud! Umm..so, I actually have done this. Or a version of it. I went to grad school for theatre and performance, so lets just say our voice classes were FULL of not just ululating, but undulating, convulsing, and all manner of vocal AND physical quivering. Yeah. Grad school was awesome.

KH: Do you have a dream project or five—some work you’d like to have a crack at narrating?

LD: I would love to record some Shakespeare. Both with a full cast and solo. His language is so aural it really translates well to an audio based medium. That’s why I relish Leif and Atticus’ Shakespearean jousting. I did some Cliffs Notes audiobooks and a few of them were Shakespeare. Lets just say, I’m pretty sure whenever they included a direct quote from the text I shmacted the hell out of it. Other than the bard, I’d like to do more full-cast recordings and radio plays. I would loooooove to revive The Shadow series. (Minus the incredibly racist overtones.) I would like to do a podcast. Omg! What about an IDC podcast!? Then special “wacky” guests can visit! Genius! My five-year old self is all about it. And since that 5 year old self is really my everyday self, I say let’s do it!

KH: You give distinct voices to quite a few characters in my series, and some of them have specific accents. Lots of people are interested in how you develop those. Are these accents coming naturally to you, or are you coaching yourself somehow, and if so, how?

LD: I’m lucky that I have a good ear for them. It’s also something I’ve always been interested in. As a kid I was always doing voices and coming up with characters. Some that I still use in books today. I remember I used to record my own radio shows at home with different “wacky” guests. I also used to fall asleep at night listening on my Walkman to old radio dramas like The Shadow and Superman. I’m pretty sure that had a big effect on me as well. Even now I’m constantly listening to people’s voices and trying to mimic them. Try this, next time you’re watching TV close your eyes and just listen to the voices. You’ll be surprised. A lot of people sound more different than you think. A lot of people sound like Muppets. But when I’m coming up with characters for a book I’m trying to find a natural tone that will support the character the author has established. A lot of it is playing intention too. If you discover what the character wants, what they are trying to do in the scene, it will naturally inform your voice. Plus, good writers, yes K-Hernia I’m including you in that statement, write dialogue that suits the particular character speaking it. Again, I thank you for making my job EZ

KH: Do you read the story in sequence, switching back and forth between the voices, or do you read in pieces and then splice it together?

LD: Sequence. Start to finish. Cover to cover, so to speak. I actually really enjoy the switching back and forth in the moment. I think it speaks to my, shall we say… Diverse mercurial nature? (that’s a euphemism for multiple personality disorder.)

KH: What character from IDC is the most difficult to voice? What character is the most fun for you to narrate?

LD: Sometimes the Morrigan could strain the ol’ vocal chords a bit. But I tried to create her sound from a looseness in my throat, as opposed to tension and clamping down on things, because that can lead to strain and damage. As for the character that is the most fun? Really, Special-K? Ya gotta ask!? I think we alllllllllll know that our big, furry friend gives me a particularly potent delight. But I will say, even though there hasn’t been much of him, yet, I looooooooove monsieur Loki. I think the IDCers need to demand an Oberon novella, AND I would like a Loki novella. In first person. Holy shnikes! Do you know how awesome that would be!? So there ya go. More work for you. You’re welcome.

KH: You narrate other work, of course, besides the IDC. What’s coming up for you soon? What should people look for?

LD: Ooooooooooo! Lots of goodies! I’ve got a Lauren D Estleman novel coming out called THE CONFESSIONS OF AL CAPONE. Fabulous book! Plus I get to play an aging, syphillitic Al Capone, as well as narrate several chapters from his perspective! So there’s that. Lets see, there’s a lil’ book called HUNTED… OH! And I’ve got a Dean Koontz kids’ book called Oddkins coming out! That one was a blast and I’m particularly proud of the voices. Think Toy Story meets The Fantastic Mr.Fox. I’m also getting ready to record a new zombie series called Rise of the Horde by Devan Sagliani. Aaaaaaand there’s another couple cool series I do in addition to IDC if ya wants some fun summer listening and ya hate having to wait for more Atticus and Oberon. Speaking of Atticus, I do the Atticus Fish series by Sean Morey, starting with Wahoo Rhapsody, which I won an Earphones Award for. And the Edward series from Craig Lancaster starting with 600 hours of Edward, which I won an Earphones Award for. I also did a collection of Kurt Vonnegut’s unpublished short stories, for which I won an Earphones Award, as well. (Can you sense my head swelling to ridiculous proportions?) If you like mystery there’s the Mathew Hope series by Ed McBain. Now that dude could write. If you like Sci-Fi I’ve done a bunch of PK Dick, but my fave was DEUS IRAE which he wrote with Roger Zelazny. Oh! and I can’t forget the Jason Kolarich series by David Ellis. Just finished recording his latest and it may be my favorite so far. There’s the Mongoliad series with many different “sidequests” (which are novellas within the mongoliad universe). The Dead Man series is good, gritty horror. Plus I like that they are short story collections cause you get a lot of different great authors in one package. I’ll be recording volume 5 in July. (I especially like them because my brother James Daniels wrote a couple, AND he narrates them. So you can hear both of us on the same audiobook!) Oh I could go on and on… Is anyone even still reading at this point!? Kevin! Hey, Kevin!! Put down those boar sausages! We’re trying to do an interview here!

KH: Sausages down. Cool! And will you tell us a bit about this short you’ve recorded for Audiobook Month?

LD: Undoubtedly! It’s for a great cause! Child literacy! Going Public in Shorts is the brainchild of Xe Sands, a fabulous narrator and producer. I am very lucky to be invited in with so much incredible talent. All the narrators involved were asked to pick a short story from the public domain and produce it. Then it will be released as a collection and all proceeds go to Reach Out and Read. For my story, I picked a kewl fairy tale from Andrew Lang’s Orange Fairy book. Complete with talking toads, lion fairies, a dashing prince, a cunning princess, a noble queen, sea serpents, Magic and some pretty trippy locales. Enjoy!

KH: Thanks again, Luke. Looking forward to your future work!

LD: Let me just say… Thank you, Kevin. You really are a rare and fantastic author. I am honored to work with you. Now c’mon over here an give Oberon a big sloppy kiss!

KH: DOG PILE!

summer traveling

Hunted final coverI like meeting people and seeing the country, so having a book come out is a great excuse to do both. When HUNTED is released later this month, I’ll be touring the west coast and a bit of Colorado. Why there? Because I haven’t been to the west coast yet. Last summer I did the south and I’ve been back east a few times, but I haven’t visited the west coast at all except for San Diego Comic Con, and that’s a tough ticket to snag for most people.

If you don’t see a town near you listed below, I’m very sorry! It’s not that I don’t want to see you, it’s that there is only so much time I can take off from writing and I don’t have an infinite bank account. Touring isn’t cheap and in fact is usually a net loss for almost everyone except the readers—and that, after all, is why we do it: to thank the readers. I wrote a couple of  blog posts on the economics of tours, so please read this one and this one before kindly suggesting that I come to your town. While I dearly wish I could see everyone, it’s just not possible.

But getting a signed copy of any of my books is possible for everyone! You can even get a signed copy of HUNTED the week it releases! An independent bookstore near me—The Poisoned Pen—will ship signed copies anywhere in the world. They are taking orders now and I will sign your copy before I leave on tour. Get clicky on this link and you’re on your way. (Signed copies make great gifts for the Oberon fan in your life, by the way…)

Arizona peeps can get HUNTED two days early! Yep. It’s a special event approved by Del Rey. Gotta show up in person, but there will be booze and books and awww yeeeaah.

Sunday, June 23, 5 PM: Pre-release party at Nando’s Hideaway! 6715 E. McDowell Rd in Mesa. No reservations or tickets needed! Just show up! $15 gets you a book and a drink (draft, bottle, or house margarita, or soda or tea), tax and gratuity included. I’ll sign your book(s), chat, and get my drank on. You are, of course, welcome to hang around, have dinner, more drinks, etc. Once I’ve signed stuff I can give you a heads-up on what’s coming next.

Tuesday, June 25, 7:30 PM: Mysterious Galaxy in Redondo Beach. 2810 Artesia Blvd, Redondo Beach, CA, 90278.
Wednesday, June 26, 7:30 PM: Kepler’s Books in Menlo Park. 1010 El Camino Real, Menlo Park, CA 94025.
Thursday, June 27, 7 PM: Copperfield’s Books in Petaluma. 140 Kentucky Street, Petaluma, CA 94952.
Friday, June 28, 7:30 PM: The Avid Reader in Davis. 617 Second St. Davis, CA 95616
Sunday, June 30, 4 PM: Escape Fiction Books, in Salem, OR. 3240 Triangle Dr. SE, 97302.
Monday, July 1, 7 PM: Powell’s Books, Cedar Hills Crossing in Beaverton (near Portland). 3415 SW Cedar Hills Blvd. Beaverton, OR 97005
Tuesday, July 2, 7 pm: University Bookstore in Seattle. 4326 University Way NE, Seattle, WA, 98105.

I’m going to disappear for the days surrounding the 4th o’ July, huggin’ the everlovin’ shit out of some trees, but I’ll have three appearances afterward:

Sunday, July 7, 6 pm: Montana Brewing Company in Billings, MT. 113 N Broadway Billings, MT 59101. This is an informal get-together because I couldn’t find a bookstore to host me. So: I’ll be having a beer in the bar. You’re welcome to come on by and hang out. If you want anything signed, I’ll be happy to do so, but please bring it with you because I won’t be selling anything, just visiting and chatting. Please help me surprise the hell out of the bar and bring everyone you know.
Monday, July 8, 6:30 pm: Old Firehouse Books in Ft. Collins, CO. 232 Walnut St., Fort Collins, CO 80524.
Wednesday, July 10, 7 pm: Broadway Book Mall, 200 S. Broadway, Denver, CO 80209

So that’s the official tour, but not the end of opportunities to see me! I can has conventions and other stuffs…

July 18-21, San Diego Comic Con! 

Saturday, July 27, 4:30 pm: Murder by the Book in Houston, Texas! I’ll be signing the CARNIEPUNK anthology with fellow contributors Jaye Wells, Nicole Peeler, Delilah S. Dawson, and Mark Henry!

Tuesday, July 30, 7 pm: Mysterious Galaxy in San Diego! 7051 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, Suite #302, San Diego, 92111. I will be appearing jointly with Jason Hough, a new sci-fi genius whose debut, THE DARWIN ELEVATOR, simply blew my shit up. I got to read it early; this is his release day, so it will be your first chance to have your shit blown up too. If you have to miss me at Comic Con, please come to this, say hi, and meet Jason before he’s so famous you have to buy tickets to see him. I will, of course, be signing HUNTED and anything else you’d like.

August 29-September 2: WorldCon in San Antonio! Also known as LoneStar Con 3. Dudes, I have never been to one of these. Mostly I will be wandering around being starstruck. I don’t think I’m on any panels or anything. I’ll probably be hanging out in the bar a lot. And you can stalk me on Twitter. I’ll be the guy taking pictures of author Chuck Wendig and tweeting LOOK I FOUND CHUCK WENDIG IN THE WILD.

Dearly hope to see you and all the people you can drag along with you. And if I’m not in your neighborhood this year, I hope I’ll get somewhere nearby eventually when circumstances allow. Thank you so much for reading!

Book and a drink

Hunted final coverWhen you have a book and a drink, what could go wrong? Better to ask: What could go right? LIKE, EVERYTHING!

Del Rey has approved a special event on Sunday, June 23, two days before the release date of June 25 for HUNTED! Get thee to Nando’s Hideaway in Mesa, 6715 E McDowell Rd, at 5 pm, and bring $15. The Poisoned Pen bookstore will give you a copy of HUNTED two days early and I’ll sign it, and they’ll also give you a drink ticket. That ticket will get you any draft or bottled beer or a house margarita, tax and tip included. You’re welcome to hang out and have more drinks, of course—heck, have dinner! I’ll be hanging out there until people get tired of having fun. I’ll have time to roam around and chat after I’m finished signing books and I’m looking forward to it, BECAUSE TEQUILA. No reservations needed. Just show up and bring your friends! Okay, Straw Man has all-caps questions for me and I have answers.

Straw Man: DUDE WHY YOU DO THIS?

Well, I’m going on tour for HUNTED, starting in Redondo Beach on June 25 and going north to Seattle, then across to Montana and back down to Colorado. I’m driving the whole way and it will take a while. I won’t have a chance to do anything for my hometown peeps until the middle of July, and that’s too long to wait, so The Poisoned Pen arranged this.

Straw Man: DUDE WHY NOT HAVE IT IN A BOOKSTORE?

Because there are Rules. Primarily it’s unfair to other bookstores to sell books early. But publishers occasionally grant permission for special events like this one, and to make it a special event you have to have it somewhere besides a bookstore.

Straw Man: CAN I JUST BUY THE BOOK? CUZ I DON’T DRINK, YO.

Nope, sorry. My personal definition of “special event” includes the consumption of alcohol. But if you don’t drink, you’re in luck! You’ll be surrounded by people who do, so your ticket won’t go to waste! Plus, in all seriousness, Nando’s needs to be considered here, since they’re the reason we’re able to have a special event in the first place. You can also just get a soda or iced tea with the drink ticket if you like.

Straw Man: CAN I BUY EXTRA COPIES?

Within reason, sure. If you want a couple of extra copies for friends in addition to the one you get with your ticket, that would be fine. But we do need to make sure we have enough for everyone who shows up.

Straw Man: DUDE WHERE YOU TOURING?

Tuesday, June 25, 7:30 PM: Mysterious Galaxy in Redondo Beach. 2810 Artesia Blvd, Redondo Beach, CA, 90278.
Wednesday, June 26, 7:30 PM: Kepler’s Books in Menlo Park. 1010 El Camino Real, Menlo Park, CA 94025.
Thursday, June 27, 7 PM: Copperfield’s Books in Petaluma. 140 Kentucky Street, Petaluma, CA 94952.
Friday, June 28, 7:30 PM: The Avid Reader in Davis. 617 Second St. Davis, CA 95616
Sunday, June 30: Eugene, OR (Tentative. No venue yet, still working on it.)
Monday, July 1, 7 PM: Powell’s Books, Cedar Hills Crossing in Beaverton (near Portland). 3415 SW Cedar Hills Blvd. Beaverton, OR 97005
Tuesday, July 2, 7pm: University Bookstore in Seattle. 4326 University Way NE, Seattle, WA, 98105.
Sunday, July 7: Billings, MT (Tentative. No venue yet, still working on it.)
Monday, July 8, 6:30 pm: Old Firehouse Books in Ft. Collins, CO. 232 Walnut St., Fort Collins, CO 80524.
Wednesday, July 10, 7 pm: Broadway Book Mall, 200 S. Broadway, Denver, CO 80209

Straw Man: DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE EAST COAST? OR THAT BIG PART IN THE MIDDLE?

Yes, and I’ve actually made several trips back there in the past couple of years. (I’ve been to NY, DC, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lexington, Nashville, Atlanta, Charlotte, Chapel Hill, and Dallas.) Sorry you missed me! I haven’t done the west coast at all, however, aside from San Diego Comic Con, so I’m addressing that on this trip. I’ll get to other parts of the country again at some point, and I keep my Events & Appearances page updated when news comes in. Check back there…I’ll be in Houston and San Antonio later on.

Straw Man: DUDE CAN I GET A SIGNED COPY IF I CAN’T MAKE IT TO ANY OF YOUR SHINDIGS?

Absolutely! The Poisoned Pen will be ordering a buttload of copies and I’ll be signing them all before I leave on tour. So if you’re on the east coast or in that big part in the middle or even out of the country, you can order a signed copy from them—all you want, really. They do ship anywhere. I encourage you to do it now if you can, because that way The Poisoned Pen can make a more accurate order and I’ll get everything signed before I go. I’ll be able to sign more once I return, of course, but that won’t be until mid-July.

So there you have it—hope I get to see you if you’re out west, and I hope I can send you a signed copy if you’re too far away to visit in person! Excited for you to read it!

Atticus & Oberon’s Elevator Ride

TIDC_01_SAUSAGE_LOGO_4So excited to tell you about this! I’ve had a party for fans during release week for the past couple of books because parties are fun, so I want to have another one for HUNTED. Things will be a bit different this time but I has REASONS for the changes, Precious!

I’ll be on tour during my release week at the end of June and for a while afterward, and then San Diego Comic Con rolls around. After that I have an anthology coming out, so I don’t really have time for a party thingie until the end of July. So the date for this shindig is Wednesday, July 31!

BUT GUESS WHAT! That means you can party with TWO authors this time, because that’s when THE DARWIN ELEVATOR by Jason Hough will debut! Hence the name of this party, Atticus & Oberon’s Elevator Ride! I’m so jazzed for it—mostly because of the old saying: “Double the authors and double your fun!” Okay, I admit that might not be a saying YET. But it will be a saying after this hootenanny, I’m tellin’ ya! And if you’re wondering if I’m going to add “Hootenanny Planning” to my résumé, the answer is HECK YES.

Darwin-DelReyJason’s the next big thing in sci-fi, folks. The publisher says his books are like Firefly meets Scalzi. Here’s what I say, because I blurbed him: “The best part about alien stories is their mystery, and Jason M. Hough understands that like no other. Full of compelling characters and thick with tension, THE DARWIN ELEVATOR delivers both despair and hope along with a gigantic dose of wonder. It’s a brilliant debut and Hough can take my money whenever he writes anything from now on.”

The Disclaimer Paragraph: Jason not only shares the same publisher as me, we share an editor too—Viking Mike Braff. But it’s not Del Rey’s idea to do this, or Jason’s, or Mike’s. It’s all mine, just like the Sausage Fest and the Beer Bonanza was mine. In truth, I don’t think publishers would suggest something like this too often since there’s a high risk of setting an author’s hair on fire. (Author hair is infamously flammable. They could tell you stories.) I’m doing this because 1) I like to hang out with people  2) I genuinely dig Jason’s work and think you will too, and  3) Tacos and tequila are a bloody good time. Del Rey is overjoyed, of course, that Jason and I get along, because it’s kind of like discovering your kid can play nicely with others in the sandbox, but they don’t try to arrange hootenannies with tacos. THAT’S TOO DAMN WILD FOR THE MAN.

So here’s what you get if you come to Atticus & Oberon’s Elevator Ride:

1) A signed, personalized copy of HUNTED
2) A signed, personalized copy of THE DARWIN ELEVATOR
3) All-you-can-eat tacos & a beverage to slake your thirst. The beverage is bottomless but, alas, non-alcoholic. There will be a bar out there if you wanna get your drank on though
4) A pint glass with the Elevator Ride logo on it
5) A fun little swag bag to carry everything, printed up with Iron Druid and Dire Earth stuff for extra nerd cred
6) Probably some wee things like bookmarks and stuff
7) The chance to hang out with 99 other people who like sci-fi and fantasy

Hunted final coverAnd because Arizona has all the charm of a sweaty goat sack at the end of July, we’re going to have the party in SAN DIEGO instead! Or a little ways up the road, anyway, in Encinitas, at this spiffy joint called El Callejon. They have a large patio in the back where we can chill and a well-stocked bar where we can buy things with ice in it. Jason and I will come around and chat with you and it will be simply smashing. OH, DID I MENTION IT’S ALSO A TEQUILA MUSEUM? AWWW YEAAAAH. So who’s in?

Tickets are $45 and go on sale Saturday, March 2, at 1pm EST (10 am Pacific) on my website. There will be a button on the top that says “Store” and you’ll be able to pay through PayPal (which accepts credit cards). Again, that’s for an event on July 31, from 4pm to whenever we can’t drink anymore, and your ticket buys you the books, food, a glass, and some other wee goodies. Comic Con will be over and hotel prices will be merely “oh-my-goodness” instead of “oh-my-effing-god-I-need-a-second-mortgage.” Only two tickets per household, please, and we’re only selling 100 total. Sounds like the start to a great summer getaway to me… :)

Hope you can join us! I’ve had so much fun hanging out with peeps at these things! And by the way, besides being brilliant, Jason is turbo friendly. You can say hi to him on Twitter @JasonMHough and express your eagerness to hobnob with him at the taco hootenanny. :)

Wee note o’ progress

Gadzooks, I haven’t blogged for a while! In case you’re wondering what I’ve been up to…

Mostly, I can’t tell you. Mostly.

I finished a short story for an anthology that hasn’t been announced yet. I signed a contract for another project I can’t tell you about. And there are a couple of other things in the works that I won’t be able to announce for months.

But I can tell you a little about HUNTED, book six of IDC, which is what I’m working on right now! But first I’m going to back up a bit.

I finished TRAPPED in mid-March and then wrote very little for two and a half months apart from some outlining. At that point, I’d been writing pretty  much non-stop for three years; I was a wee bit fried and I was also dreadfully behind in my work for school. I needed to catch up, so I did. After school was out and I went to Phoenix Comicon over the Memorial Day weekend, I threw myself into writing TWO RAVENS AND ONE CROW, the novella coming out Sep. 4, and also a short story called “The Chapel Perilous” for an (announced) anthology called UNFETTERED coming out next year. That was June. Then I started in on HUNTED, and whoa. It’s a tough one. Things that I’ve been setting up since HOUNDED are triggering and the doo-doo in which Atticus is wading is pretty darn deep. There was a string of chapters where I was a mess and telling my laptop “I’m so sorry!” and hoping that my surviving characters would hear me. I call them The Crying Chapters. But, fearing that maybe I was having issues (I mean, more than normal), I sent them to my editor and she confirmed they are The Crying Chapters. Those are going to be difficult to edit, but I’m past them for now and moving on.

Today was a pretty cool day because something unexpected happened. An old character walked into the story and introduced a new character, and neither was in my outline. Wauggh! I’m off script! Watch out!

Neckbeards: Slaying people since then. Rated M for Mature.

This is honestly an excellent development. The Hammers of God walked into HEXED like that, which allowed me to create deadly beards and make fun of extremists. Those are two of my favorite things. When you combine them you get neck beards. Why? Because neck beards are extreme and can scare people unto DEATH.

So, the old character was Leif Helgarson, who, believe it or not, was not going to appear in the book at all save for a mention in one chapter. I was glad to have him back; I missed some of the wordplay he typically engages in with Atticus. And the new character he introduces is a villain. A VILLAIN, I SAY. I will tell you one thing about him and give some clues about what he is by telling you what he is not.

1) His initials are W.D. —no relation to WD-40.
2) He isn’t a vampire, werewolf, demon, or member of the Fae. He’s not an angel. Not a human. Not a god. He’s not a Timelord, nor is he a neck beard. And before you ask, he is not a bowl of beans. Beans are often villainous, I agree, but I’m not sure they’re right for my series. I may have to face reality and accept that I will not be the first UF author to feature a bowl of beans as a villain. Several other authors are already working on it in any case, so I’m tardy to the party and will have to watch as everyone else cashes in on the latest trend. 2013 will be the Year of the Beans and I will be left out.

HUNTED is about halfway complete now and when it releases next June this blog post will make a lot more sense.  Excepting, perhaps, for that bit about the beans. If you spent a half second or so thinking that bowls of beans would be the next big thing in UF, I apologize. I was just bein’ silly. :)

Grateful to you as always for reading. Peace n’ carrots,
Kevin

Del Rey wants more Atticus!

Del Rey has signed me up for books 4-6 of The Iron Druid Chronicles, and I have YOU to thank for it! Thank you all so much for buying Hounded! If you hadn’t done so, then quite frankly, the series wouldn’t have continued. Much as a publisher may like a series or an author, they simply don’t make their decisions based on anything except sales, and since you not only bought Hounded but pre-ordered Hexed and Hammered, the business decision wasn’t hard for them to make. I am very grateful to you, because now I get to write more Atticus n’ Oberon! I assure you that  it’s as much fun for me to write as it is for you to read!

The books will be called Tricked, Trapped, and Hunted, and I have outlined all three. Tricked is halfway complete; you can see my progress bar over to the right-hand side of the blog.

As you might expect, I won’t be able to deliver these to you in the next three months. The release schedule for these books will be a bit more like what you’re used to. I can give you extremely tentative release dates now, with the caveat that poo happens and the guarantee that I will keep you informed when I know something more concrete.

Right now we are looking at a May ’12 release for Tricked, a December ’12 release for Trapped, and a summerish ’13 release date for Hunted.

In terms of the entire series, the answer to your question is yes, I do intend to write more after Hunted, and I know how the series will end. But whether I get to finish it or not depends (again) on sales. There are plenty of promising series out there that never get finished, and rare is the case where the author was unable or unwilling to finish it; nearly every time, it’s because the bottom line wasn’t attractive enough on the business side. So again, I’m extremely grateful to you for embracing Atticus n’ Oberon. My flagon is raised in your honor, and if Oberon were here, he’d share his sausage with you! Cheers, friends!

Still Life with Fantasy and Fruit #8

I’m on my October break—which means a week off from school—and having a WHOLE! WEEK! to read and write and run errands during normal business hours sounds like a swim in milk chocolate right now.

My copy edits for Hammered are going to arrive today, so of course I’ll be diving into that, and I’m hoping to finish up my outline for book six this week, which is currently wearing the tentative title of Hunted.

My outlines are about 10-15 pages. I’m making them longer and more detailed than I used to because I saw the advantage of it while writing Hexed; the detailed notes I’d written on Hexed allowed me to crank it out in five months, and it was also far easier to edit/prettify than Hounded or Hammered, neither of which had detailed outlines. So I’ve learned quite a bit about myself as a writer—I can write as a pantser and as a plotter as well—but wow, the job sure gets done more efficiently when I plot. That doesn’t mean I slavishly follow the outline, either—I change things as I go, especially the order of events. I’ll probably post my Hexed outline after the book comes out so people can compare what I’d planned against what actually got written.

Here’s what I plan to read this week:

Still Life with Fantasy and Fruit #8

We have three miniature fruits here alongside a giant variation of another. Miniature Clementine oranges, a wee watermelon, and a petite pumpkin frame Scott Westerfeld’s dieselpunk Behemoth, while huge table grapes called Pristines nestle against the steampunk succulence of Cherie Priest’s Dreadnought.

I loved both Leviathan (Westerfeld) and Boneshaker (Priest), so these sequels are going to be delightful returns to worlds I enjoyed on my first visit. I especially love that Dreadnought is printed in brown ink like Boneshaker was.

In other news, Suvudu is starting their Villain Cage Match! TODAY! You can go vote now for who should fill in the last few slots in the bracket here.

And when the first round starts, one of the matchups will be introduced by Yours Truly! The bracket is public now, so I’m not going to be spoiling anything with this: I’ve written up the White Witch from the Chronicles of Narnia (Seed #5) vs. Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica (Seed #28)! I hope you’ll follow along and join in the fun by voting! These Cage Matches are the coolest thing ever…it’s a chance to feed the Nerd Inside. So say we all.